Me (to the U.S. Navy): "What color is the upholstery on a nuclear submarine?"
Navy: "Um, what?"
Submarine
Blue Hatch, USS Louisiana (SSBN 743)
Lunch Line with Missile Tubes, USS Louisiana (SSBN 743)
Mess Hall, USS Louisiana (SSBN 743)
State Silver, USS Louisiana (SSBN 743)
Officer's Dining Room, USS Louisiana (SSBN 743)
Bunk #11, USS Louisiana (SSBN 743)
Starboard Torpedoes, USS Louisiana (SSBN 743)
Officer's Bunk, USS Louisiana (SSBN 743)
Weight Bench, USS Louisiana (SSBN 743)
Port Torpedo Launch, USS Louisiana (SSBN 743)
Officer's Bunk, USS Louisiana (SSBN 743)
Library, USS Louisiana (SSBN 743)
Chief of the Boat, USS Louisiana (SSBN 743)
USS Maryland